Does this mean I’m dying?
Shush, shush. Important question here is have you written the will!
I’m over the whole being a dick to you thing, you’re my sister, oddly enough I love you even when you’re a jackass. Plus my nose has been bleeding for like 10 minutes now, so I’m probably dying.
Wait, have you got your will written up or nah?
Vodka, Jack Daniels, Blow, MJ, Tequila, Acid, Zannies, the last one was prescribed though.
Ah, at least you’re high enough to be nice to me.
I think it’s because that member from that boyband said something about their lead singer. I’m glad their image isn’t that appropriate for kids.
Yeah, I do not, nor will I, care about what you think.
No, I actually got to know them before every 12 year old started looking them up on youtube. I just lately got to listen some of their things that I hadn’t before.
Yeah, they don’t strike me as a band with a 12 year old fan base.
That’s not weird. Weird would be if you were sad, anxious, or depressed for no reason.
What’s gotten into you?
That’s not weird at all, if anything, embrace it. Doesn’t happen very often.
You can say that again, let me tell you.